"If they only knew how many shake weights have been destroyed by your vigorous technique, they may try at least to paint the turd that is their with a different color than suck."
A simple quote, but a more than adequate statement regarding the reality that is my dating life. I am nearing 30 years old but have stories that are substantial enough for someone that has been in the game since 1964. This is perhaps due to my lower standards in my younger twenties, or my exceptionally high tolerance for idiots; but I care to share these humorous anecdotes that were at one time depressing, but now a means to laugh at the faces of these fine suitors.
So I bring you Love, Losers and Leather Bars: Anecdotes of Dating
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